Dunkin' Iced Coffee

Forgive me, this brand once again breaks boycott. I didn’t notice until writing this review that these coffees are manufactured by Coca Cola for Dunkin’ Donuts. My apologies, again.

Christmas gets weird when you grow up. We did all of our festivities on Christmas Eve, to free up people’s Christmas mornings for their own festivities. As the years roll on and the family begins to drift to their own corners Christmas Day feels off. No anticipation, no pajamas and toys and things. Every gift is practical, few are useful.

I first tried this Dunkin’ iced coffee at work, actually. Over the summer I did an internship at a printing company and they sold these in the commissary. I remember it being good enough. Big industry has always fascinated me, something about peeking behind the curtain to see the inner workings of our world is intriguing. So this Christmas morning, I drove out to Sharron Harris nuclear plant. Harris lake park is usually open to the public, people to kayaking in the lake that feels the plants cooling channels, just don’t go past the buoys. the park was closed today for the holiday, figures.

This coffee isn’t that good, and it’s expensive, and it doesn’t come in a can at all. It tastes sad and leaves a gross looking foam at the top when you shake well as directed. It feels as off as this Christmas does, the sweetness and cream of youth being replaced by, well, coffee. Merry Christmas to you and yours if you actually happen to be reading this on Christmas.

FLAVOR SCORE-4/8

VALUE SCORE-5/8