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Welcome to the Canned Coffee Omnibus, a collection of thoughts and meditations of every kind of canned coffee I can reasonably get my hands on. The criteria are they must be coffee with cream, no extra flavors, and they must be in a can with one exception. Coffee will be reviewed on the grounds of flavor and value, compared against gas station coffee and a local microroaster. Starbucks drinks will not be reviewed here in compliance with the BDS boycott.

Links to Reviews

Prologue

Read me first!


HIGH BREW NITRO

7/8 flavor, 5/8 value


GEORGIA ORIGINAL

6/8 flavor, 3/8 value


JAVA MONSTER, CAFFE LATTE

4/8 flavor, 7/8 value


TASCO

5/8 flavor, 7/8 value


ROYAL MILLS CAPPUCCINO

4/8 flavor, 5/8 value


VICTOR ALLEN

6/8 flavor, 8/8 value


HIGHLANDS CÀ PHÊ SƯA

8/8 flavor, 8/8 value


DUNKIN'

4/8 flavor, 5/8 value


UCC ORIGINAL

7/8 flavor, 7/8 value


POP/BOTTLE

6/8 flavor, 2/8 value


BOSS RAINBOW

8/8 flavor, 1/8 value


LA COLUMBE

2/8 flavor, 3/8 value


UCC KONA

7/8 flavor, 7/8 value


SANG

5/8 flavor, 3/8 value


RISE

5/8 flavor, 4/8 value


HAPPY COLD BREW

6/8 flavor, 5/8 value


CANTATA

8/8 flavor, 3/8 value


POKKA BLUE CAN

8/8 flavor, 8/8 value


LILY MACCHIATO

5/8 flavor, 3/8 value


SANGARIA

7/8 flavor, 5/8 value


BOSS FLASH TAN

8/8 flavor, 3/8 value


NGUYEN

6/8 flavor, 1/8 value


TAIKA

1/8 flavor, 2/8 value


UCC CAFFE LATTE

7/8 flavor, 6/8 value


POCAS

3/8 flavor, 8/8 value


BONUS REVIEWS


MR. BROWN

8/8 flavor, 8/8 value


POKKA GOLD

8/8 flavor, 5/8 value


MarcieBee, December 2024 - January 2025