BOSS CAFE AU LAIT

This is our 50th canned coffee. Fifty of them! That’s, ludicrous honestly. In honor of this I went in and rebuilt the spreadsheet with all of the coffee data, so I can give you some spec’s:

Technically, this is 49 coffees since I accidentally skipped review 27 but you may recall the other La Columbe at the end of the Pocas review. You don’t say you killed 49 xenomorphs and the queen, you count the queen too! So, 50 coffees, review 50, screw it. We’ve had 8 BOSS coffees, making it our most represented brand at 16% of our total coffee. The average size of a can is 9 ounces and the average cost is two dollars and 68 cents.

But enough of the paegentry, how’s this coffee? Well it doesn’t taste like Pikachu, it’s quite creamy and sugary. But the cream doesn’t taste as real as the BOSS melting. There’s a bit of a tinge to it, I think from the dextrin, that the melting excelled in avoiding. If given the option between this and melting I’d get the latter, just because it’s available in a bigger can and it doesn’t have as much of that aftertaste. It does come in a thick can. Wow, this can! We’ve had 13 coffees in dense cans, and it probably shows that I’m out of jokes by now.

FLAVOR SCORE-8/8

VALUE SCORE-2/8